Archive for June, 2009
Word of the Day
by docwilson on Jun.30, 2009, under Uncategorized
- ah, the lowly merkin, the humblest of the wigs
Merkin, I never knew ye.
Whenever a full frontal is needed in a period piece, the modern actress doesn’t want to take the time to grow a healthy bush like the ladies sported in olden times. She tells the prop man to bring a merkin. Problem solved.
Speaking of those who can’t sing or dance…
by docwilson on Jun.30, 2009, under Music
Fopp is my latest effort, done with my good buddy Mick Williamson. Our goal was to add some rock sensibility to this killer old Ohio Players tune from the 70s.
Finally, Jermaine might get some play!
by docwilson on Jun.30, 2009, under Current Events, Music
put me in, coach!
After all these years of being overshadowed by his more talented and weirder little brother, Jermaine may finally get his chance at the spotlight. Or maybe not, the J-bird can’t really sing or dance. Oh well, such is life.
WTF? Why are we sticking up for this asshole?
by docwilson on Jun.29, 2009, under Current Events
Buh-bye!
The people of Honduras don’t want him, their congress don’t want him, the courts don’t want him. Chavez wants him. All I need to know.
Who is killing all our celebrities?
by docwilson on Jun.28, 2009, under Current Events
They’re dropping like flies. I find it suspicious. Whoever is doing it has a sense of scale, he’s not just going after the c-list “reality” stars and the famous-for-being-famous. That would be too obvious. No, he knocks off Michael fucking Jackson and Farrah Fawcett on the same day. Ed McMahon was just a warmup, And poor Billy Mays – he was barely a celebrity at all. This thing is spreading, I’m telling you.
recalcitrant ‘dillos
by docwilson on Jun.28, 2009, under Home and Family
Damn armadillos in the yard!
